Thursday, September 30, 2004

Chris is telling me gossip about people i don't know who live in his co-op. it's very scandalous. oooooooooooh.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

hey, ian. I want more pictures from japan. or I'll do dirty things to your apartment this weekend.

information superhighway

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

dudes-- still in new york. anyone from 517 is welcome to visit. saw my old house again this summer- why the fake siding, why? pontuf is living large in san fran with jenny and i recently rescued a kitty from a crack den. sounds intriguing? see it for yourself!

Friday, September 24, 2004

when you're home alone, you can go to the bathroom with the door open. It's quite liberating.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Bitches, man.  Bitches.

Monday, September 20, 2004

I recall the Hazelteens..consuming x-force of awesome.
I knew you weren't asleep, Melissa. I thought you were dead, considering everyone had to go through your room to get to the bathroom, and they weren't quiet about it.

Oh yeah, caution to everyone: don't all post at once, our website can't handle it.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

i mean just kidding i was totally awake the whole time. bet i faked you guys out.
well, i bet you'll be jealous because here in america we all got really drunk too. beat that. and i slept through my own afterbar. oops. hope the rest of you had fun.
konichiwa! this is the best time ever. after my traveling and staying awake for about 20 hours, we put my suitcase in a locker and went drinking. this was around 8pm in kobe (6am madison). later, an all-you-can-drink night at this turntable club. they let me in free.?then, everybody wants to take a shot with an amerikan. this means tequila. the train station closed at 1am. we had to stay out until the first trains around 4:30 am. i passed out on the sidewalk, unharmed. i drank at an irish pub in japan.

Thursday, September 16, 2004

d, i need victor's phone number. actually just give it to charles
Welcome Back Blog!!!

Say it ain't so, Goofy! and Tigger too!!

"Goofy is always playful. Of course he was goofing around because he was Goofy!"

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Of course an afterbar is a good idea. I try to have them five or six times a day.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

towel racks are overrated anyways. i hope you will all grace us with the same courtesy this coming weekend and drunkenly destroy madison. we were thinking maybe we'd have an afterbar after your this a good idea or not?

well, i am off to the night before ian goes to chicago and then japan.

Monday, September 13, 2004

also, our towel rack was drunkenly destroyed by some asshole (me) and replaced with extreme anger and inconvenience.
the weekend was one of destruction and renewal. On friday, Ian and I temporarily destroyed the blue line el-train and replaced it with ride from a paranoid cabbie. On saturday, Janel, Matt, and I destroyed the mess in our house and replaced it with noisy, sloppy belligerence from the madisonians and chicago-, um, -ians. Sunday destroyed my fear of bathrooms and replaced it with a fear of toy-doll-covered-walls (thanks to the chinese restaurant, cozy noodles). That scared the shit out of me. Later, Les Savy Fav destroyed any disappointment I felt from Detachment Kit, with near-naked crowd penetration and whistle blowing, cat costumes, and choreographed crowd finger pointing. Now, my Madison citizenship is destroyed. Chicago is my home.

Saturday, September 11, 2004

Someone do me a favor and tell Sam that I met a Spaniard who's more or less his twin brother -- but with a mullet. His name is Victor, and he forced me to take his telephone number. Anyone who wants it, just ask.
why does sam deserve a good time moreso than everybody else? Is it because of the leather coat in the picture?
hey. maybe drunk blogging isn't the oldest profession, but it's one i'm good at. i can't come this weekend basically because i am in jail. or dead. or sick.

have fun.
especially you sam.

Friday, September 10, 2004

No matter what you do, dad, don't tell him, no matter how much I scream.

Ow, my toe! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh wait, just stubbed it.
butch, what up dude. steve sleeve here. remember when i met you at the DPC show in madison? i'd say we're practically family. NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE FAMILY BUSINESS RIGHT NOW, or craig is going to lose both of his pinky toes, which by the way humans are totally going to evolve out of.

EVERYONE JOIN THE FUTURE SOCIETY OF EIGHT-TOED PEOPLE, or craig is going to lose his "ring toes" and have his very own six-toed society. his house will be TP'd by the eight-toed people once a week.
yes, dad, in the garage.

d, good to know you're alive, buddy.

everyone else, house warming party tomorrow night at our (matt's, craig's, and janel's) house. Bring booze. We may have some booze, but you can never have enough.
Butch: See you on Monday!
Craig the "family business" could use you again. We are off on our European vacation tomorrow.
If you do come home and decide to mow the lawn while we are gone, do you know where I keep the key for the shed?

Thursday, September 09, 2004

I am sad to say that I will be unable to attend the parties this weekend. I hope that both houses are fully warmed and hopefully I will be able to crash on your couches sometime in the near future.
In other news, It was fantastic to see all of the blogging that is taking place. God how I missed the good old days when I would just sit by my computer all day waiting for a new post.

Props to watching the Dark Crystal 2 times Melissa. Jim Henson is amazing.

Craig resorting back to the family business, also known as the porn industry, would be a great way to bring in some money. But in all seriousness- you need to be very careful.
no, matt. The family business was not a barbershop. And Ian, no.
craig, you should get a job at a trinket store/ hat store on navy pier.
craig, you should get a job at a trinket store/ hat store on navy pier.
the oldest profession?
as I said, I'm not allowed to discuss the business. As far as dark crystal is concerned, I have never seen it so I can't judge. I also can't believe that I've never seen it. What's the matter with me?
tell me about the family business
if a hypothetical someone was to watch the dark crystal twice in the span of three days, what would we think of them....

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

job interview went well, dad. Except I don't think I want that job. It's one of those things where they take your picture at tourist areas and then ask if you want to buy one. I got another job interview for a catering company on friday. That one sounds much better. If all else fails I could go back to the "family business". We won't talk about that though. Police may be monitoring.
Craig how did your job interview go yesterday?
Coniferous to Melissa and Liz: if you come upping on Saturday, you're ginning to miss the puree pad AK the Delhi AK the SNEAK AK this places house wresting party on Friday. This post burns to you by splices! (or spellcheck)

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

i am too busy summarizing lord tennyson to bother with this juvenile blog shit. but i have a question, specifically for liz, so i hope she knows this is back up. here is the question: a) what time are you guys leaving saturday for chicago and b) would you possibly have room for me?
let's hear it for pushing my car across the street to ACDelco!

Janel drove. craig and I were the engine.
one month of downtime, not bad. i look forward to seeing you all this weekend. i will be bringing the house of stuart with me. LES SAVY FAV!!!!! FRONT ROW FULL ON SEXUAL ASSUALT!!!!

Monday, September 06, 2004

if ever forced to become a bum, $1.50 wine isn't half bad. it's 18% forces awesome
went to MN this weekend and hung out with my nephew once he stopped being terrified of me. Also went to Minneapolis where the usual happened. Kurmudgeon played at Big V's. Tim had a birthday. Kristen hit her head. Bill. I ate breakfast at the country bar which has a loaded revolver behind the bar. Just in case.
Katy has long had this idea for her own band, called T Cells and B Cells. With the first album name: Sex Cells, or Sex Sells. In the car today we heard Rainer Maria on the radio. Katy mentioned how she wasn't very impressed with their show at Luther's Blues. My charming sense of humor kicked in when I said, "I liked the Muscle Shirt." (refering to Kyle Fischer's bold fashion statement of the night). So Katy said the Muscle Shirt would be a good band name. Then I said it would be a good album name. Then she said maybe that should be the first album name for T Cells and B Cells. I guess what I'm trying to find out is, are any of these good ideas? Or should I shut up? Or both? Is anyone going to even read this blog anymore since it took so damn long to put it up?

Sunday, September 05, 2004

We're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone can post now. Many thanks to soup and Ian for the help. And thanks to Melissa for being so insulting.