Friday, January 28, 2005

Music video staring Shari and featuring your very own Matt.
scan down on left to Matt
click on far left picture called August.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

S'alright brah. No sick waves to ride today anyways. I be out there tomorrow bustin some major cash on some bigger barrels. Check out the surf report brah, tomorrow calls for some tubular rides. You down with catchin some waves around 11 in the AM manana? Hit me back brah. You gotta check out my sick new board. It's totally FLAT.
My bruddah Sam and I took to the beach today. Bummer that it was saturated with Barney's, man. Sam totally rode a killer barrel, but then smoked right in front of a group of Wahine's. Too bad, brah.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Hey, you can now vote for us in the Madison Area Music Awards. Go to and click on the Public Voting Ballot banner. Then vote for our band in the rock category, then after clicking continue, you can vote for "sector five" in the compilation category and "janel" in the rock category. You will get an e-mail in which you have to click on a link in order to confirm your votes. Thanks. If you vote for us I promise I'll vote for you whenever you need a vote. Even if you're a dirty conservative.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

hey madison sluts (or anyone else who wants to live here) : so if you read my blog at all, you know i hate this town more than much i am willing to leave the best apartment i have ever had, on the lake, in the SUMMER in madison. which everyone knows is the best time in madison.i live in a sweet sweet 2 bedroom, all utilities included, cable tv, cheap internet, a phone line, a fitness center, AND it's on the lake!it's also about 3 blocks from state street.yeah, i know, it's ridiculous how awesome this apartment i am looking to sublet perhaps june 1st. maybe sooner. if any of you are interested or know anyone who is interested, please message me or email me:<3 kitty kat
Uncle Matt: Merry Christmas! (in January) So I have a question. If the Webers celebrate Christmas in January, and Christ was reborn or whatev in December, than is the NEW WALKER BABY the NEW JESUS? I assume so, but I am confused. Please explain.

Also, Tuesday is the New Saturday for me, so give me a call if you dudes want to go out tonight.

PowerPad: Call me if you need soup (the type in the can, not the type on the couch) or meds or to be tucked in. Hope you are feeling better.
I'm not sick. Fortunately, I was in Oklahoma! when this lethal virus spread amongst my friends. I kinda feel like one of the guys in The Stand--the ones who didn't die. I've also been having dreams of an old woman but that's nothing new.

ERRATA: I put too much sugar in my coffee now it tastes like Golden Smacks

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Everyone here is sick. Anyone care to come take care of us? By us I mean me, all you other DPC losers can take care of yourselves. I offered pizza and couches but noooooooo "I'm gonna eat chicken noodle soup and I don't even think Janel got up yet." "And I'm still in Oklahoma for Christmas."

I actually am sick though. And my brain does not work. So it's hard to come up with anything funny to write.

Those bearing non aspirin pain reliever and OC dvds be sure to flock to my house.

Also, Matt is not blind because he told me I was a handsome man without resorting to feeling my face with his silky smooth fingers. That came later.

Are you listening to Quinn's voicemail now JP?
I am blind when it is in my own best interests, i.e. boob/butt/crotch grabbin'. Or if it can get me out of work. And now I really am blind from too much Def Jam Vendetta.

The mute thing is just 'cause I have no social graces. I'm sure you know that.

Well, that and the eternal temptation to just start chanting "Boutros boutros boutros boutros..." ad infinitum.

Melissa: Steven just dropped car keys off and is TOTALLY ordering me boots that YOU HATE. NYAH.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

now now, don't be spreading vicious rumors. Matt Wirtala is not blind.
my cat and i are fighting. we are giving eachother the silent treatment. who needs whores when you've got craig? i hear that matt wirtala fella joined the blog. he doesn't know what to say. he is mute as well as blind. i mean, that's what i heard. dave kinville and jared are in town sam, and they want to know what is up with YOU!
you can't get them outside of the Green Eye. Apparently they're illegal, at least that's what the sign says. You can probably eat burritos though.

Micah, glad to hear that you're finally out of jail and bloggin.
Sam: I was wondering what yr up to today. I thought we could maybe get some burritos and some Mexican whores.

Friday, January 21, 2005

Flippin' it fo' reeeaaaal.
We've been flippin it.
Hey everyone how have you been?

Thursday, January 20, 2005

thanks jenny. everything went swimmingly to say the "lease". (get it, "lease" instead of "least", sooooooooo clever!)

and you're welcome, katy.
HAPPY LEASE SIGNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 17, 2005

Craig: Merci beaucoup pour les chansons francais! Ils sont superb. (Comme toi.) Je les ai ecoute tout le jour aujourd'hui. A bientot, Kate.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

yet a third incident that night: at the gallery we were talking about making a modern version of metropolis in which, instead of images of the future it would be images of the modern day as a commentary on the oppressiveness of modern convenience. Then the dude on stage standing next to a movie screen started showing images of downtown chicago (traffic, etc.) juxtaposed with the movie Metropolis. Totally weirded me out man.

"suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness." What movie is that quote from?

Saturday, January 15, 2005

what craig failed to mention about the gallery, was that while all three of us just happened to be pissin' urnine out of urethras, the performer for excentuated wows blew up a t.v.
It exploded into flames that then tickled the back wall. upon emerging from the ladies stall, the bar thick with smoke. we had missed the initial boom. a patron doused the flames with his beer and others. (beer is clearly a firefighting necessity). according to jonnycowboyhat the last time this guy lit his t.v. on fire it didn't get that big. ID 10 Ts. but typical gallery night. hopefully guy lost some nose hairs and forever smelled that stench of burning human parts. ha.
While drinking tonight at the nearby bar, the Gallery, after the final Ghost show, some french music came on. I asked the bartender what it was and he told me some guy gave him this mix cd. Knowing that Katy loves french music and the french language, I convinced him to let me take it home, burn it, and bring it back. I'm listening to it now and falling madly in love. I have no idea what the lyrics mean, but it's amazing. Thank god for local bars.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Checkerboard floors and nudey paintings!
Nice show guys. It sounded REALLY good. Way to unleash the beast and throw out a new song for us at the end!

...and the winner of the evening is.......JEFF FROM HAT PARTY

sector five, way to represent.

Thursday, January 13, 2005


DPC is playing at the Subterranean with The Ruby Lee and The Interiors. Show starts at 9pm. This is going to be a real good show. Both bands we're playing with are good and the subterranean is cool because it has checkerboard floors.

Let's Bounce!

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

HEY DPC SLUTS (or 446 sluts).....i am starting something new and it may help your band in the long run. do you have any old merch or pins or stickers you want to donate to my starving artists fund? i am starting my own clothing line from old merch from bands all over the place. THEN when i sell the clothing and bags and what not, 65% of proceeds are going to bands. it would be a great way to promote your band AND it helps the scene. SO if anyone has any merch or old band tshirts or anything they want to donate, email me! <3 kat

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

I'm going to Big Bowl after work. If anyone wants to come, lemme know. (7:15 or so)
then ice skating
then Rainbo
(tuesday ritual)
By the way, did you guys REALLY plastic your windows last night or did you just need my hairdryer to practice this new hot look for your show Thursday?
Cool Craiggers, its probably because he is doing Spamelot now at the Shubert. Its the Monty Python's musical with David Hyde Pierce and Tim Curry. I'm goin next week.
this guy was in the big bowl tonight. I wish I would have served him. I would have totally tried to do voices and annoy the hell out of him.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

i don't believe you have a sister, craig.

Saturday, January 08, 2005

you're welcome nath, (short for nathan, that's your new nickname). I'll be there, hardcore.

Melissa, just because you have the same name as my sister doesn't mean I'm going to listen to you. And I guess 74, but if there's been a lot of rain, then 79. Sam likes it in the rain.

Friday, January 07, 2005


Thursday, January 06, 2005

thanks everybody! i only ask you get me really drunk on saturday night at club foot, for nate's birthday (observed), since i still have to go to worok tomorrow.
hi. nice rack, i mean website. steven and i saw a band from minneapolis last night that we liked and thought you would like, possibly, well, at least we thought sam would like it, and ian too, but this doesn't pertain to ian, because, well, umm, because they are playing in chicago on saturday at 3659 s hoyne. not that you would ever listen to me anyways. i could tell you what they are called, except i forgot. i will ask steven and get back to you. blog-readers.

other than that, let's have contest to guess how many times sam had sex on the beach, either literally or in alcohol form, while in florida. i guess 38.

oh, and i suppose, happy birthday nate, though i don't know what business you have having a birthday during a SNOW EMERGENCY.
HAPPY BIRTHING DAY NATE! OH HANDSOME ROOMNATE OF MINE! SOON TO BE INTERNATIONAL NOISE DJ SCRIVENER! Sorry I can't be there for your birthday dude, but we'll "celebrate" when I get back. CHOLERAAAAAAA!

ps someone better get nate good and drunk tonight in my abscence. I'm lookin at you soup and craig and matt and janel. That's right, I gots four eyes...and I don't even even have glasses!
Do you realize that the band we're playing with next thursday has a member in The Minibosses?? I don't know about you, but this is almost a dream come true for me. The dream being playing with The Minibosses.

How's that for a happy b-day natron-a-thon?
joyful exuberance shall be thrust forth in celebration of the anniversary of the birth of a certain mr. nathaniel ryan
Q: And in 1992 you wrote a tell us a bit about the dedication on the first page of that book.

Mark Wahlberg: I dedicated to my dick.

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

wow, i guess i won't be using my four track so much after all.

Kilrathi warships approach.
I assume you mean thanks for getting me a job. Or maybe you mean gee I'm glad I got to work today instead of being completely broke all the time and now I can go out and have fun again, Sam is the best guy I know or will ever know...CRAIG.

All that aside I miss your sexy nose nuzzling the bottom of my feet. I can't wait to come home to you craig. I LOVE YOU!
hey sam, thanks for letting me work your double/closing-ass shift today. You lousy bastard. Hey kyle. I love thee.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Hi matt

Hi kyle

Hey beer

Hey ocean

Hey sexy kyle

If someone blogs me back tonight I'll give them some pretty expensive pencil lead in their sexy kneecap!
hi kyle

Monday, January 03, 2005

I Are in florida, thanks for launching the new site while I'm out of town. I didn't want to come to the party anyways. It's not like Winona Ryder was going to be there or anything.

Sunday, January 02, 2005

This here is the new website design. All images drawn by Janel. The html all done haphazardly by the rest of the folks on armitage.

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Automated blog written 12 hours ago...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am either
a)closing up at work
b)passed out outside of the liquor store near my work with three empty champaign bottles.
c)ramble-rousing with friends and/or enemies.
d)playing video games and crying.
e)sitting in front of the computer deleting this stupid blog.
f)playing poker by myself and giving myself a new year's high five.