Monday, July 25, 2005

hey thanks so much for the awesomest birthday ever (or at least the first one in 2 years that i haven't bawled at...). we had a super awesome time. now excuse me, i have to go watch everybody loves raymond.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

"let's hear some FUKKIN' LIONEL RICHIE."


this dude was in Cleo's this morning.

Thursday, July 21, 2005


Yeah! Doing it. From Steven's dad.
sam i just left you a message. ill advised, i know. you jerk. oh and i have special presents for janel and sam if i don't forget them. (these are called bribes. bribes, children.)
umm. we are coming to chicago. tomorrow night. we will be there until monday morning. sam, we are going to call you. right now. because we love you for your air conditioning. you are all required to hang out with me all weekend because it is my birthday on sunday. hooray!

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

hey, new movie on the links page! You should not hesitate to watch it in a second!

Saturday, July 16, 2005

The night is young, like a tender woman. We will start by massaging her thighs.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

show tonight at Gunther Murphy's. It's by Belmont and ashland. starts at 8. Others playing are Kris Racer, Slingshot Dakota, May or May Not, and Mt. St. Helens.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

hammertime
Are there nuts in the crotchless parachute pants? If so, can I order mine without? cuz I'm allergic.

Monday, July 11, 2005

After a lengthy period of review and discussion, the next DPC album will be called "Hammered Time."

First single: "You Can Touch This"

Crotchless parachute pants, anyone? I don't see that on the menu.

Oh, there.
yeah.
yesterday at Big Bowl, a guy went to the hospital after eating peanuts. People who are allergic to nuts are stupid. Seriously, really not smart at all.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

i assume that "bead store strip" was aimed at me matt, but let me tell you, our bead store is waaay awesomer. because a) our deal is buy ten beads get two free! and because b) we sell chin up bars.
oh wait, no we don't.

so. a lot of things happened last night, including a front yard dance off, the digging of a fire pit in our front yard and a subsequent attempt to start aluminum cans on fire (you need lots of lighter fluid), aaron getting arrested (again), others getting kicked out of the paradise, naked dance party with paint, stealing from our old house, matt's failed face-bashing attempts to do the worm on the pavement, and steven almost getting in a fight. too bad i went home early. but seeing an asian family eating their brats with chopsticks today made me feel good again. see ya'll in two weeks.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

(1) Sam, I do not want you getting mad when you find out Dave K. + Dave J. et. al. were in town this upcoming weekend and I did not call you. You are now informed. If you read this, I suppose.

(2) Also, Sam: is it still cool if we crash yr pad for the Inboneation fest? I'll bring Sriracha for you to squirt under doors as a gift.

(3) This.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

I just checked our web stats and it appears the most hits we're getting are for our blog. We need to make this blog more interesting. (this latest blog not included). Isn't it weird that the word "blog" refers to the entire blog page as well as each individual blog, and also as a verb, as in, the act of blogging is "to blog". The word "blog" reminds me of the words "fuck" and "shit" in that regard.

also, new movie, check the frontpage, or the links page.

also, DPClubbers, zaid made a brilliant proposition for AC in our practice space. Check the e-mail.

Also, anyone who reads this blog, there's a good band from out of town called TigerBearWolf who needs a Chicago show on July 24th, 26th, 27th or 28th. Can anybody help? Just thought I'd give this blog a try for once.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

there's a cookie in my fortune!!!!

Sunday, July 03, 2005

SOUP DAMMIT MAN YOU HAVE LUPUS.
we cannot update our website right now (aside from the blog). There's a couple new movies ready, but we gotta wait until Soup gets us up and running again.
My roommate opened my netflix movie the wrong way! Now I gotta perform some tape work. I think the moral lesson taken from this experience is pretty obvious.