Wednesday, August 31, 2005

i decided today would be a good day to take out the garbage. While doing so I unlocked some sort of horrible smell that wouldn't go away. I mopped the floor twice. It still kinda smells, but probably not to the untrained nose.

I rearranged my room and put stuff on the walls. After six months, I'm finally official moved in. I have stopped holding my calls.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

...with some nike sponsored asshole....
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Hot Damn they replaced Craig...

Sunday, August 21, 2005

talking about yourself again, melissa? oooooooooooooh, ZING, GOTCHA!!!!!!

Arturo's was good to me tonight. Sleep will be, too. I dropped a glass and broke it at Big Bowl tonight. 1st time ever. Come over. We'll party.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

jerks.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Seven years after the death of his wife, company executive Aoyama is invited to sit in on auditions for an actress. Leafing through the resum├ęs in advance, his eye is caught by Yamazaki Asami, a striking young woman with ballet training. On the day of the audition, she's the last person they see. Aoyama is hooked. He notes her number from her file, calls her and takes her to dinner. He hesitates to call again, worried that he'll seem too eager. When he does, Asami knowingly lets the phone ring for some time before answering. She's alone in her darkened room - alone, that is, apart from the writhing victim she has tied up in a sack on the floor...
DPC assemble!

let's make a movie tonight. If anyone still reads this, feel free to blog movie ideas.

happy birfday, Soup!

Monday, August 15, 2005

viking attire. conspires tomarrow.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

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Remember this guy..

Saturday, August 13, 2005

you guys are boring.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISSY BENZINE!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IAN PURVIS!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SMITHSONSIAN INSTITUTION AND JAMES DEAN!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 08, 2005

The VORTEXoverdrive HAS BEEN STOLEN. Montroseian Clark you dirty thud. the blue cruiser drowsy with tears, naked and unhinged spits some ear juice on the curb for herts ransacked bro. tommarrow we place a bouqet of spoons wrapped in a rubber tube at the spot. hymns will be hummed. all tears will be collected in glass viles. and labeled.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Italian River 'Full of Cocaine':
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4746787.stm

Thursday, August 04, 2005

carrot man zinc dropped poof pants
http://www.maui.net/~liam/nudecarrot/nudemancarrot.html
I am merely trying to train my eyes so that i stop bumping into dim, unfamiliar websites.

If you have any internet carrots, I will take them off your hands.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

matt.
all i want to know is:
if the darkness on that site reflects the darkness in your soul?

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

If UR SOOOO bored U want to all DIE n such then MEBBE YOU CAN SEE HOW BORED I GET HERE.

Only once, tho'. If that.
hey sam....how's the left handed masturbating working out? we're just concerned for you, buddy.