Thursday, September 29, 2005

Monkeys like me are shot into space.
hey.
i am going to a hick wedding this weekend.
yee. ha.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Finally. This forum has been craving a deliciously indiscernible janel blog.
amhumue. clear clear. Cliffs variety. in the Castro contained not only hardware, but supurb amounts of what most would call 'junk' gifts nic knackieds. including the now possessed by me compass ring. slice. as well as some props which shall be viewed upcomming shorts. wings there consisted of quite the halitosis breath adjacent poof hair piss-a-lot. ride return much more comfortable as i left an ass cloud and the seat remained unfinished. allowing continual gawk of mountainous regions.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Melissa, I've always thought that you smelled like hard boiled eggs.

Dad, you're back!!!!

p.s. that link has a very loose connection to the actual content of this blog.
Melissa-
v. shelled, shell·ing, shells
v. tr.

To remove the shell of; shuck: shell oysters.
To remove from a shell: shell peas.
To separate the kernels of (corn) from the cob.
To fire shells at; bombard.

the last definition confuses me, for I thought this was "egging"
oh well.

Matt-
8 PBR- 12 dollars
2 Whisky cokes- 6 dollars
3 IB profen- 3 dollars
4 Livers- Priceless
okay, quick poll:

a "shelled" egg.

this implies a hard boiled egg with the shells off, correct? or am i ridiculous?
Hey Craig, I haven't blogged in so long I just remembered how. Sorry I didn't get around to it sooner.

Monday, September 19, 2005

I'm not sure if the punishment fit the crime or not. Either way, the dude was psycho. We could discuss in a less public setting.

It's amazing that matt manages to be perpetually drunk and hungover at the same time. Not an easy feat, considering matt has four compartments in his stomach (like a cow) and four livers (like nothing).
Criaggers: After watching Oldboy, did you feel that a certain pyscho someone overreacted a bit? (not giving anything away) Felt as though the punnishment did not fit the crime. But I will give something away... there is some awsome squid eating. live squid... worth watching the movie for.

Janel: When are you comming home from San Fransisco?

Matt: When are you going to stop being drunk and hungover?
watched two movies tonight with my good friends Samuel and Matthew. Oldboy and The Green Butchers. The first one was about incest, the second, about cannabalism. And it was very entertaining. I should probably pray before I go to sleep tonight.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

what i meant by that was, "oh so good to see such lovely faces......."
yeah well, thanks a lot for messing up our weekend, you jerks.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Tour's over. Thanks kyle, tim, chelsea jesus, joe, minnesota, melissa, steve, ian, marcus, madison, janel, chicago, and all the bartenders.

Most of all I'd like to thank the sport of basketball. I played it last night at phyllis's for the first time in like two years. I was playing against a lesbian. She had skills, but I held my own. Dad, you'd be proud.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

amanda called me today. she moved to baton rouge at the beginning of august. it's really fucked up there. as in people are rioting and there is no food in the city. i told her i would suggest to my old pal g.w. that perhaps he donate some of his family dollar to the victims. i'll let you know what he says.
spotlight (the last photo especially)
tomorrow begins my last semester of school EVER. cheer cheer!
yesterday i had my first experience being the interview-ER. i was nervous. i sweated. today.......well who knows what today will bring, my friend................