Saturday, December 31, 2005

contrary to popular belief, steven and i will be sadly in madison on this night of joy and drunkenness......in fact, i will be working all night. i love you guys, hopefully we will come down soon - in the meantime, have a drink (or 7, yes, 7 drinks) for us.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Great, Melissa! We meet every tuesday at the graveyard. Bring a lawn chair. The session begins at 7:00 at the sound of the hooting owl. We spend two hours feeling sorry for ourselves and complaining about how our lives are going nowhere. Then we go to the bar and get obscenely drunk. It doesn't matter if we go to the same bar because we all just cry into our drinks. Personally, I like to skip the bar and curl up behind a cozy dumpster with my flask of whiskey until morning. Oh yeah, and we also meet thursdays....and also, every night of the week.
so i have finally joined the cult of graduates.....

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Sirenomelus
i need to see more live feed on this mermaid baby.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

ok, seriously, where the f is the new video...

Friday, December 09, 2005

CHOLERA.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

(inside rumor that sandman might be in madison for new year's)
great show last night dudes.
i think the most polished i think i have seen those ponies play. enjoyed much last song. it kicked faces.

... and as usual the award for best drest goes to the ever dapper Mr. Grant. (Sr not jr)

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

yes, i am fine besides a sore back, thank you for yourr concern and the homage of the sunblock. what is not okay is my fucking wallet, i need to stop doing stupid shit that costs upwards of a couple hundred dollars. i think maybe we should all make this resolution together.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

melissa- are u ok? sorry to hear about that. I wore that purple sunblock on my nose to honor you today.

Ian- Sonny McIanson is very cute, just like his pops. Sounds like mail order bride time to me...

guess what i was in madison today for 1.5 hours. sneaky me. site visit.
shhhhhhh...
do you think we should tell ian that that's not a baby?
hey ian, awesome baby. what's it like being a father now?

melissa, sorry to hear that, but you shouldn't hate your life or motor vehicles. you should hate the sun. that's what I do.

big bowl fortune of the day:

a friend will give you a new idea

Monday, December 05, 2005

So today, I got into a pretty shitty car accident that was totally my fault with my parents car, because the sun was in my eyes. I hate my life and I hate motor vehicles.
what a beut, that compartment. all velvet and such. like sogft wings.
almost looks like a bass with that sorts angleage. is it twice the tall of a height man?? the mermaid on the front of the wooden boat.minus the long hair, the naked chest, and uni-fin, yeah. yeast bread and potatoes. I cut my peg leg off, i wanted to be a lesser height. only every other step. thats when i can still be tall.

my new baby

Sunday, December 04, 2005

will you like me better if i say yes? p.s. thanks for the story about your zit. Laura is in chicago this weekend. go find her! she's so small and the city oh so big! what a scavenger hunt!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

has anybody seen The Peanut Butter Solution?