Monday, December 19, 2005

Great, Melissa! We meet every tuesday at the graveyard. Bring a lawn chair. The session begins at 7:00 at the sound of the hooting owl. We spend two hours feeling sorry for ourselves and complaining about how our lives are going nowhere. Then we go to the bar and get obscenely drunk. It doesn't matter if we go to the same bar because we all just cry into our drinks. Personally, I like to skip the bar and curl up behind a cozy dumpster with my flask of whiskey until morning. Oh yeah, and we also meet thursdays....and also, every night of the week.


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