Sunday, April 30, 2006

there is no dr. pepper in the big bowl i work at. short end of the proverbial stick once again.

Saturday, April 29, 2006


-- the doty ranch blog, press conference April 2006

I could really go for some peanut sauce/table chili rice washed down with cone cups of Dr Pepper right now. Did you know that in Sweden, it's Dr. Peppar? But mostly I'll bet they drink Fanta.

whoa, melissa and I just posted at near the same time. is this the sign of a new dawn?

also. will someone please tell that dirty sam kid and that almost-as-dirty nate kid i need their address if they want to be invited to that whole weddingy thing. they seem to be ignoring me, so peer pressure is possibly the key..........................see you thurdsay.
story for janel.

once upon a time you made a slimy girl, which ended up in our living room, hanging on the wall, minding it's own business. one day (yesterday) i noticed a HUGE GROSS SPIDER hanging out on the corner of the picture or, on the plexiglass which covers the former. i screached and hid and made steven whack it with his slipper. splat! "oh no" he said. alas, said spider was IN BETWEEN picture and plexiglass, and has now added its death splatter to the corner or the picture forever. girl is now sliming around while contemplating death of spider.
friends. everytime I eat my peanut sauce rice I think of you. i have been avoiding this blog lately because it's too damn depressing. In this blog's hay day, it could've reached over 20 posts. Now it's a desolate wasteland with a few sparkles from the likes of melissa and you and recently, APG. I don't know what happened. People got their own blogs, myspace took over, we lost interest in each other, who knows. Keep the posts coming, never give up hope. One day, this blog may re-surface. I believe this picture below describes my feelings perfectly:

Friday, April 28, 2006

I know that extended silence is no stranger to this blog, but I can't help but feel bad when I hope to see something new and just see my black metal moment. Craiggy, I didn't mean it, bud. You can do what you want to do, when you need do it. Hey, if it feels good. I just want you to excel, but I think I put too much pressure on. Friends?

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

If you do not cry and hate yourself at all times then you have been duped. Much as the bemuscled Californian maintains a rigid Law of Consumption and allows only wheatgrass and its ilk into his despicable Temple doth you relegate your enjoyment of War and Beer to one day a week.

Recognize this Void for what it is. Consume the Beer, for while it is not Good, it is the Best we've Got. Wage this War all of your days, for they are Numbered. And become the God of War that you seek to be, even while you mix peanut sauce with plain rice and eat it in the Drink Station.

Monday, April 24, 2006

hey guys, guess what? i've reclaimed my love for video games. I played God of War for 7 hours yesterday. I also drank beer. For a short time, others drank it with me. Sundays are my Saturdays. It's depressing when no one else can share your Saturdays. But a man's gotta cry and hate himself sometime, am I right?

Thursday, April 20, 2006

"don't be eyein' the porn what be strewn about" would be the obious proper etiquette.
i have only just recovered today from last friday. i still have an extremely bruised and swollen ankle. our landlord yelled at us for leaving porn strewn about the yard for several days. awesome!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I'm sorry to hear that your computer is sick... it's always a tragedy...let me know if it needs any emergency surgery...i'll send flowers. I will however get off your broadband and steal it from some other sorry sucker...since there seems to be an abundance of under-protected networks in range and i'm far too cheap to pay for it myself.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Oh dear, I have not adequately protected my inter-neck.

I haven't noticed slowdown, but that may just be because my whole damn computer is crawling these past couple days.

However, terms of usage indicate that you are now an official franchise of the Quincy Hoist family. This means, of course, that you must attend a training seminar deep in the abandoned shafts of the copper mine responsible for my nom de plume. Blackhematitelung NOT optional, canaries provided on-site.

Alternatively, you may have a torrid affair with superproducer Quincy Jones. Your choice.
haha, i'm still alive.
and i'm stealing internet right now to write this..on a network happily named "quincy hoist"... anyone in the range of the 100 block of east gorham notice your internet connection slowing down?

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Dear Driftlessers,

Your new direction could ring no clearer than when heard in an environment featuring a neon hypodermic needle (unlit), a stripper pole (polished, unused), and a framed Dr. Giggles movie poster (unwatched).

Prognosis: AWESOME.


QH, p(layed)H(ottness)d(amnnnnnnnnnnnn)

Thursday, April 13, 2006

the isthmus says the show is at 9! i thought you said it was at 10! i am confused! help!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Rails and Wings / DPC on Daily Page. Everyone has a blog.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

craig wins the spelling bee.

Friday, April 07, 2006

this is how you spell karaoke!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

yeah, it sort of sucks for you, sam, and nate.....we'll tell you how fun it was though. is sam going to be half naked and covered in streamers for the occasion?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

The show starts around 10 pm. I wish I could ride in a limo and sing karoke. That's how you spell karoke?

batch'lorette party!
i like this new all girls blog.

2 things.

1. Yay! A penis hat!

2. Bachelorette party:

Part 1: Great Wolf Lodge Indoor Waterpark on Thursday, April 13th. Extreme waterslides and fun in the Dells. leaving from Melissa's at 4pm on Thursday, returning Friday afternoon.

Part2: (This part is CO-ED!) April 14th: Limo and DPC show. Meet at Melissa's around 6pm (or whenever ya'll get into town). The limo is one of those limo busses that can hold 16 people and apparantly has a kareoke machine inside of it! Janel is making me a penishat! We get to bring our own booze on the limobus, and we can sing and drink around town. Limo leaves at 8pm from Melissa's, arrives at the Klinic probably about 11pm....when does the show start anyway?

3. Yeah, when does the show start?

Yay! A penis hat!

Sunday, April 02, 2006

today i bought prettyprettyfritty fabric for a penis hat. then i scanned some toasters, clouds, and popped balloons. hoouray!