Tuesday, April 25, 2006

If you do not cry and hate yourself at all times then you have been duped. Much as the bemuscled Californian maintains a rigid Law of Consumption and allows only wheatgrass and its ilk into his despicable Temple doth you relegate your enjoyment of War and Beer to one day a week.

Recognize this Void for what it is. Consume the Beer, for while it is not Good, it is the Best we've Got. Wage this War all of your days, for they are Numbered. And become the God of War that you seek to be, even while you mix peanut sauce with plain rice and eat it in the Drink Station.


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